Wednesday, December 13, 2006
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET BLOODY CHEATED?!
That's be the question i've asked myself countless number of time.
.......
I can get cheated/conned/bluffed/tricked by whomever on earth.
First, my coach tricks me by telling me that he can see if i've spent too much time on the computer when my pupils become larger.
And I went 'Really?! Sorry... I promise i'll sleep earlier tonight.'
Then my teammate came and continued 'Joan ah, can you see if my pupils are big?'
'No...'
'Because I dont play as much computer as you.'
'Oh...'
And I went back to doing gym work, throughly guilty of spending too much time on the com.
That's case one.
Second case, my good friend by the name of Jin Zhe cheats my money unknowingly. Or maybe he does, but thought I was being too generous.
This took place in Maplestory.
I asked jz to get me 100 mana elixers which cost 640 each.
When he returned, I stupidly passed him 640k.
Dumb.
And he went 'Dont need la. I sell for 30k only.'
At that point of time, I thought he was being overly nice because well, Alan, James, Yy are always rejecting my offer and giving me cash.
Hence, deciding to be self-reliant, I said 'take la'
THEN HE GALDLY ACCEPTED. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
=D
Good friend huh? lol
Anyway, case closed le because Alan and I saboed him by bringing him to a hidden map and causing him to get killed.
Furthermore, he returned me the money. Oh good friend indeed.
BUT THE POINT IS, WHY AM I SO BLOODY DUMB?
I got into acjc btw, congratulate me.
Case three. I sold all 99 different kinds of ores for 10k.
That GUY, cheaterbug Jun879, said 'I buy all from you, 100mesos each'
'Worth so little only meh?'
'Ya. coz you dun have gold ore. Gold more expensive. 200mesos'
(Thank god I still had sense not to sell my gold silver and diamond ores)
So, I sold him and happily went to check the hidden-map site and found out that the ores are worth 150 to 200mesos, with gold 300 mesos.
Then I checked with yy and he said the ores are worth 800 each.
SHIOK AH? I GOT CHEATED. THAT TWERP!!!!!!
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I LOST ABOUT 80K DUE TO DISHONESTY!
!!
I kinda figured out that one day (when i'm really old and a widow because men die earlier than women), I might appear as the old lady who got conned for a magic stone.
And you'll all see my face one Straits Times' frontpage with an open mouth and holding the bloody pebble which could be easliy taken from our school's fishpond.
9:53 PM
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Here's what i've got to write about my first day spent in Bangkok...
(I blogged about it in my phone)
Day 1- TRAGEDY
I've never felt so depressed in my entire life. Hotel sucks, food sucks, bed sucks, no water heater and even the air smelt stale and reek of unflushed toilet odour. I SHALL NOT PUT STEP IN PRANEE BUILDING OF BANGKOK EVER AGAIN!! Man, if doesn't even deserve half a star. Or even the edge of it. Initially, sis and I were quite hopeful for this stay because the revamped airport far surpasses the old one which threatened to collasp any moment. (The new one has got 'walls' and lifts made entirely of glass!) That was till we met this budget hotel. Wa lau! Stay here for 6 days?! I wanna book a return flight now!! It's all because of Aunty ______! She claimed this hotel is clean, super cheap, serves great tom yam and VERY COMFORTABLE. What a load of crap la! Okay she's got the cheap part right- 400B a night. Hardly more than S$20. Yeah. But hell, we've got a 2-by-2 CELL for a toilet. I brush my teeth, shit, bath, ALL IN THAT CONFINED PATHETIC SPACE! Oh, and we had to bathe in cold water too coz there isnt a bloody heater in sight. Sounds damn like Survivor series for a Singaporean. Furthermore, there the bed with bed sheet that seems (and smells) like it hasnt been in the wash for ages. Goodness! How to stay?! The stupid old aircon makes a hell lot of noise too and none of us dared use the towel.
Later, we had the tom yam. Tom Yam Goong is supposedly a seafood dish right? Right. THEN WHY ON EARTH IS OUR TOM YAM SO FILLED WITH BLOODY PARSLEY AND LEMON GRASS?! I managed to count the prawns (the only existence of seafood in the dish) and the number mounted to a fantastic 8. Well done man... give lucky number somemore. I even considered classifying them as non-existent shrimps instead.
I just popped a question to sis: ' what are you going to tell aunty ______ when she asks us about the hotel?'
'I want to slap her face'
Speaks alot bout our condition isnt it?
Anyway, I've stopped blogging since Day 3 because i've totally changed my mind bout the place. Ok we got to upgrade to a better room with water heater and cleaner beds but that's besides the point.
The point is, the people there are damn friendly!
This, coupled with TWO great dogs, makes it all worthwhile. Hey the dogs are darn cute! One belongs to the hotel (okay I've decided to promote it's standing), a Golden Retriver, and the other is a baby Poodle belonging to another staff.
My! The Poodle's adorable! It doesnt look like a dog, rather, it resembles a lamb because the fur is all curly and it isnt bigger than the size of my feet. Er, that's size 38, go figure.
And it squeaks~~~
Heh and the big dog's scared of it.
=D
It's really a nice feeling to know everyone in that place. Kinda like a small family.
Hence, we decided that we shall return next year! Not a bad idea too- scrimp on lodging and slurge on food and shopping!
Take a look at my pics! Hmm not much because my darling died on the third day and I didnt bring the charger =(
Bangkok!
On the plane...
The revamped airport. Gucci, Salvadore Ferregamo, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, ALL AVALIABLE!
Day one of depression. Sis suggested we take this photo as the bottle says 'expiry 2050' senseless, I know. We were depressed as you can see.
Take 2. We got silk bed spreads.
Tada! 2-by-2 cell of a toilet. I didnt exegerate now... couldnt even take the walls at the side.
Fruits at a smoothie shop. Clean and prepared! Nothing like those at our kopitiams.
5th December was the King's birthday. EVERY THAI WORE YELLOW AND EVERY POSTER IN SIGHT HAD 'LONG LIVE THE KING'. They love their king man!
Steals at Platinum Centre. Oh, this was the better room we stayed.
Dad happily digging into his fresh oysters. SOMBOONG SEAFOOD MARKET!!! Highly recommended. Ask any thai around and they can direct you to that place. They've got 4 in Bangkok alone.
Our dishes! Clockwise from left- steamed Garoupa, pinapple rice, chilli crab, BBQ butter prawns coupled with coconut drinks. SHIOK!
They even had shelling services. (with pretty ladies) =D
Damn full.
And happy!
There's this male waiter who made this bunny out of the wet handkercheif for my mother. Sis got obsessed with it ever since... played with it on the taxi... till mom got irritated and kept it it a plastic bag... now it's gone. HA
All hail the KING! Oh on the night of his birthday every thai gathered at various shopping centres like MBK over here and prayed for him.
Bimbotic.
That's all! Looking forward to Mr Loh's BBQ tomorrow. Ciao
6:24 PM
Monday, December 11, 2006
Been playing Maplestory alot these days. Okay from morning to night. Hey it's quite a nice game really. Got to make some nice friends and strengthen present friendship ties.
AND MAKE SOME ENERMIES.
Blogging about this makes me fume once again.
Yesterday evening, I was engaged in a Party Quest. For those who know what it is, I shant eleborate. In any way, I wasn't the leader of the party thus was instructed to change channels every 5 seconds.
Then in channel 14, I met this character named LcWboi, the Loser as evident later, who requested me to sell my glove scroll to him.
As I was about to sell, my leader pmed me and told me to change channel.
And I did.
Nothing wrong right? Must listen to instructions ma!
So I changed a couple of times, notifying loser LcWboi on the way.
Finally, we settled on channel 7 and when loser LcWboi found me,
HE BLOODY DEFAMED ME!!!
Of course, it came to me as a shock, having experiencing such actions for the first time. However most importantly, I was confused. My intentions were totally pure and I did my best to notify him!
You know what was his reason?: 'you waste my time'
...........
And he continued saying if you sell me the scroll I can fame you back.
........
TA MA DE!!!! BLACKMAIL AH?! WHO HE THINK HE IS BARGAIN WITH LAO NIANG LIKE THAT?!
Have you seem such twerp before? Yeah same case too- NEVER.
I was so mad, and in addition to my hot temperedness, I shouted : 'WTH I'M NOT SELLING THE SCROLL!' 'BASTARD' 'MASS DEFAME!'
And he said 'I have 20 acc. I will defame you now.'
Tada! within 3 mins, my hard gained fame dropped by 4. I WAS SO PISSED!!!
THAT PRAWN BRAIN KUKU HEAD!!!
In the first place, why on earth would a guy have 20 accounts?! Ah.. that explains- HE'S GAY LA. Petty bloody gay.
Anyway, my kind leader told my to log out for a while first and in a while, I hid in Zipangu, a hidden map.
And I thought, 'why hide ah? I wasn't the one at fault right?!'
So I came out to Kerning and he bloody found me and defamed me again.
I went 'STOP IT LA!'.
Goodness it almost seems like I was begging. Okay I was, 45%. And that was so beyond my pride to do so.
THAT BASTARD. I WISH I KNEW HIM PERSONALLY AND WOULD GALDLY PAY SOMEONE TO CASTRATE HIM.
Heh okay la a abit too crude and un-ladylike. But hell I was SO mad!
Yeah and he stopped. #$%^
Everything's alright now though i'm obviously still feeling sore bout this case. I shall track him each time i'm online and have an unused fame, and DEFAME him while everyone's selling stuff so he wouldn't see who did it to him.
Hahah two can play the dirty game.
PS: I'm not THAT evil to people, really. I fame nice strangers foc okay =D
9:13 PM
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Prom Nite
Ruolin- One of the many blessings that happened in my life.
Ruolin (Little Red Riding Hood), Ming Xian, Amy(A Fairy!)
Alan! *BLOP BLOP BLOP* blur blur blur. (*ps: Corny I know. The original caption was supposed to be something related to William Hung. But I suppose the victim, so called, decided that it was defamatory. Hence, due to unfavorable conditions, I had to change it. =D Pretend you didn't see this.)
Joshy =D The African Italian guy. Cheaterbug stood on the STAIRS just to be a head taller than me.
Joshua Tan- Best tiramisu cake maker!
Shirley- Babe with the nicest hair ever.
David and Grace(Wang).
Danial.
Grace(Chia)! You're such a sweet girl!
Mrs Poh. Hahah i'm glad she could finally pronounce my name.
Michele and Mrs Poh.
Eugene. Goodness! Photogenic!
Yiyao, Michele and I.
Tada!! William Hung's look-alike (Mr Chiam, I'm really grateful that I got to be taught under you. You're brilliant!) and... don't they look alike?!
Mr Loh, second from left. Best Physics Teacher!!
Gahh... on stage doing the stupid dance. How embarrassing! Courtesy of Ruolin. =X
Waiting for the results. Courtesy of Ruolin too because she was first in line to vote for me!! Thanks for the support, buddy!!
Best Friends!
Thank you Grace!!! (*ps: We'll still go for chilli stingray, won't we?)
Andy and Shawn Lee. Yay! Celebrity photo! =D
\Gavin. You dance well! (that's why perspire so much mah...)
Heh heh... bimbos?
Hey I think they look like siblings!
Choon Yik and Yong Xiang(the one with the ^^p)
That's all, folks! I'll be uploading my Thailand trip photos soon. Not much though...my cam's batt died halfway through. Anyway, Mr Loh's BBQ on the 14th! Hope to see you all!
6:47 AM
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!I GOT MY LAPTOP!
Heh. Okay it's been quite a while since I had it but oh well... try to understand la I just finished Os so must engage in something meaningless right? Therefore, i'm playing Maple Story!! (blushes) Add me add me!!: Ayarne
Yep the photos. Hee better late than never right? Sorry juniors! Happy looking =D
Teachers's Day
dear chiku head and I
siao right....
i'll miss you all!
david: Zzzzzz
faris: smoochie smoochie....look at me look at me!!
Fencers!!! ROAR!!!
heh heh caslin what are you covering?!
everyone wants to have a go at slapping chiku head =D
joan jas and cas!
sec fours. where the hell is huangzhi?!
dear juniors! hey y'll all the best for your future endeavours! Engarde! -D-----
1:03 AM
Monday, October 23, 2006
MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS WORKING AGAIN!!
*hops around in gee*
8:06 PM
Monday, October 16, 2006
And i've decided to update!(finally) No more school for dear sec 4s! Hahah that's something worth blogging about ain't it?
=D
Anyway, I had a blast taking team photos yestersday. How I love my teammates. Haven't felt that close to them for quite a while so yesterday was definately a memorable moment. Oh man.. i'm reminded (once again) that none of them would be fencing again! *sobs* Dear juniors, PLEASE do continue fencing okay? I know! Take part in Nat trials ().
Um about yesterday, let me offer an apology for neglecting the juniors for a while. Sorry!! Yeah your seniors were being asses when we kept taking the 'sec 4s only' photos. =( I swear we didnt meant to keep you guys all suit up and stoning by the side. Well, at least not intentionally. Hence, I upload the team photos asap. Hmm in the meanwhile, you guys may check out Jas's or yiyao's blog. Hahah sorry la... I live in a cave with no high speed coms. Er partly also because i'm too lazy to transfer everything from my cam to the com then wait for another 5 mins for just 1 photo to get uploaded onto blogger.
But the photos taken were seriously nice.
Oh I read in the papers some time ago that Singapore would go all wireless next year!! OK time to bug my mom for a labtop.
=D
Ahh.. if i do manage to get one at the end of this year... let's just say muhahhaha. Shall bring them on overseas comps too! cool.
Alright time to get my ass of the com and start mugging! Wish me luck for O levels people! Ciao
8:03 PM
assassin :D
